5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines

<font size="3"><b> 1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.<br> 2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized? <br> 3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in. <br> 4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays? <br> 5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.</b></font>

<FONT face=tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif size=3><EM><STRONG>OMG Matt.....I rolled at this....Too funny!!!</STRONG></EM></FONT>  <IMG alt="" src="http://www.truckersfun.com/file/smile/bowl.gif" phpfox="image-protect"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.truckersfun.com/file/smile/biggrin.gif" phpfox="image-protect">

I like Rick Riordans Lighting Thief series. It is sorrta like harry Potter (although i havent read those books), But it has to do with Greek Mythology.