<FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some<BR>new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food<BR>court. I noticed he was watching a teenager<BR>sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair<BR>in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.<BR> My dad kept staring at him. The teenager<BR>would look and find him staring every time.<BR><BR>When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically<BR>asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done<BR>anything wild n your life?'<BR><BR>Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that<BR>I would not choke on his response; knowing he would<BR>have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat<BR>an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex<BR>with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my<BR>son.'<BR><BR><IMG alt="" src="http://www.truckersfun.com/file/smile/biggrin.gif" phpfox="image-protect"><IMG alt="" src="http://www.truckersfun.com/file/smile/bowl.gif" phpfox="image-protect"></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT>
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