<font color="#0000a0" face="Batang" size="3"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 160); font-family: Batang;"><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">Old men can still think fast</span></font></b></b><b><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;"> </span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with </span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and </span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming </span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">when it was built.</span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;"> </span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;"> </span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it </span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">over.</span></font></b></b></span></b></span></font><font size="3"><b><b><font color="#0000a0" face="Times New Roman"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 160);"> </span></font></b></b><b><b><font color="#0000a0" face="Batang"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 160); font-family: Batang;"> He hadn't been there for a while.</span></font><font color="#0000a0"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 160);"> </span></font></b></b><b><b><font color="#0000a0" face="Batang"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 160); font-family: Batang;"> He grabbed a five gallon </span></font></b></b><b><font color="#0000a0" face="Batang"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 160); font-family: Batang;"><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">bucket to bring back some fruit.</span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;"> </span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with </span></font></b></b><br></span></font></b><b><font color="#0000a0" face="Batang"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 160); font-family: Batang;"><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">skinny dipping in his pond.</span></font></b></b></span></font><b><b><font color="#0000a0" face="Times New Roman"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 160);"> </span></font></b></b></b><b><b><font color="#0000a0" face="Batang"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 160); font-family: Batang;"> As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women <b><font color="#0000a0" face="Batang"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 160); font-family: Batang;"><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">skinny dipping in his pond.</span></font></b></b></span></font></b>As he approached, he made the women </span></font></b></b><b><font color="#0000a0" face="Batang"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 160); font-family: Batang;"><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">aware of his presence.</span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;"> </span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">At once, they all went to the deep end.</span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;"> </span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you </span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">leave."</span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;"> </span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young </span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."</span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;"> </span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."</span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;"> </span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;"> </span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;"> </span></font></b></b><br><b><b><font face="Batang"><span style="font-family: Batang;">Moral:-</span></font></b></b></span></font><b><b><font color="#0000a0" face="Times New Roman"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 160);"> </span></font></b></b></b><b><b><font color="#0000a0" face="Batang"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 160); font-family: Batang;"> Old men can still think fast!!</span></font></b></b></font>
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