<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'"><STRONG>Why, Why, Why</STRONG></SPAN><FONT face="Kristen ITC" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=purple size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Tahoma size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=navy size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? <BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=teal size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: teal; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? <BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=red size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Tahoma size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=olive size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? <BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? <BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=green size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Tahoma size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=purple size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Tahoma size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=navy size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? <BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? <BR><BR><FONT color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red">Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? <BR></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Tahoma size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=olive size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? <BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? <BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=green size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Tahoma size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=purple size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Tahoma size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR><FONT color=navy><SPAN style="COLOR: navy">How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=navy size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=red size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Tahoma size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=olive size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? <BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? <BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Tahoma color=green size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">And my FAVORITE...... </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Tahoma size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face="Kristen ITC" color=green size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. </SPAN></FONT></B>
