THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

<p><strong><font size="6" face="Verdana">THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY <br><br>After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. <br><br>So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. <br><br>The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1236458195_10">cherry bomb</span>, (fireworks are legal in <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1236458195_11">Alabama</span&gt light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." <br><br>The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." <br><br>"Trust me," said the doctor. <br><br>So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! <br><br>"1" <br><br>"2" <br><br>"3" <br><br>"4" <br><br>"5" <br><br>( you'll love this...) <br><br>At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand. <br><br>This procedure also works in <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1236458195_12">Tennessee</span> , Kentucky ,   Arkansas , Mississippi , Missouri , Florida , West Virginia and Washington D.C. </font></strong><br><br><br><br></p>

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